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Famed astronomer
Carl Sagan slapped Apple Computer with a libel lawsuit after someone at
the company allegedly changed an Apple product’s code name from "Sagan"
to "Butt-Head Astronomer." U.S. District Court Judge Lourdes
Baird tossed out the suit, saying, "one does not seriously attack the
expertise of a scientist using the undefined phrase ‘butt-head’."
Bob
"Crudey" and his band "Three Thirteen" are
currently seeking a new guitarist since former guitarist "Lindy"
was fired for doing too many drugs. Call Crudey to try
out for the job. Bass players need not apply.
